Caffeine Subsystem
EvilHouse runs on electricity and regret, but mostly on espresso.
Coffee here isn’t a luxury. It’s infrastructure.
The beans are Killer Coffee (Industrial Strength) —
tuned for maximum wakefulness and minimal mercy.
Primary rig: the Breville BES920BSS Dual Boiler — a dual-boiler, PID-controlled espresso machine capable of brewing and steaming at the same time without flinching.
Backup system: a pod machine loaded with Killer Coffee Industrial Strength pods.
If the main boiler ever goes dark, the caffeine does not.