Caffeine Subsystem

EvilHouse runs on electricity and regret, but mostly on espresso.

Coffee here isn’t a luxury. It’s infrastructure.
The beans are Killer Coffee (Industrial Strength) — tuned for maximum wakefulness and minimal mercy.

Primary rig: the Breville BES920BSS Dual Boiler — a dual-boiler, PID-controlled espresso machine capable of brewing and steaming at the same time without flinching.

Backup system: a pod machine loaded with Killer Coffee Industrial Strength pods.
If the main boiler ever goes dark, the caffeine does not.

  • Beans: Killer Coffee – Industrial Strength
  • Primary Machine: Breville BES920BSS Dual Boiler
  • Backup Machine: Pod machine (Killer Coffee Industrial Strength pods)
Subsystem: COFFEE Operational
Primary Uptime High. Downtime is a critical incident.
Bean Type Killer Coffee – Industrial Strength
Espresso Machine Breville BES920BSS Dual Boiler
Backup System Pod machine with Killer Coffee Industrial Strength pods
// Everything here either routes packets, moves electrons, or is coffee.