Contact / Approach Vector

EvilHouse is not open to the public. But the networks are.

Drop in via the virtual channels you already control: Discord, Second Life, MeshCore rooms, or anything else you eventually wire into this page.

  • Domain evilhouse.net
  • Parent entity EViL Industries
  • Location Undisclosed coordinates

When you’re ready, you can extend this into a proper contact form, status API, or authentication portal for the inner circles.

// access policy

if ( visitor.intent === "curious" ) {
    grantReadOnly();
}

if ( visitor.intent === "builder" ) {
    proposeCollaboration();
}

if ( visitor.intent === "malicious" ) {
    log( "Finally, someone interesting." );
    observeQuietly();
}